07 November 2011

Spitting Worms

Squirt! Squirt!

There's nothing you can do about it now. The venom! The venom! Makes you see double double. It's inside your eyes eyes! Surprise! Surprise! Now you have two little worms inside your mind that will spend their whole lives looking for each other. Unless! Unless! You still have time to cross your eyes and hope that they find each other before your venom-tears dry up. If it was a success, then your thoughts will become flooded with a million baby worms and you'll suddenly feel a wave of nostalgia for these words.

And there will be so many of them that you'll even be able to see them if you squint squint! It will look like firewords! Works! Works!

And then expect to see them again in your next bowel movement along with the bodies of their parents who passed in childbirth. Gross! Gross!

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